Football NewsThe GuardianUnverified source· 17 Oct 2026
Savaged by Simon Jordan – and thanks to the algorithm I want to be savaged again
The former Palace chair seeming very angry indeed about others’ opinions is just par for the course as football’s age of rage ramps up another levelYet again the mainstream wokealorium is preachifying from its pulpitrex. It’s egregious. It’s sanctiforial. It’s a wangitude of complete retardifaction.This has not been an easy column to write. It has been difficult, gruelling in parts, but also warm, exhilarating and at times deeply erotic. Yes. I was SAVAGED by Simon Jordan. And I’ve never felt so alive. Continue reading...
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